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LeisaStar
01-31-2008, 03:17 PM
Full Informative list of CarsACURA Asia's Curse Upon Rural AmericaAMC Always Made CrapAutos May CombustAUDI Accelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAMC Autos May CombustBMWBurn My walletBUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car KillerCADILLAC Company Always Denies Its Lawful Liability After CollisionsCAMARO Cash Always Miniscule After Retail OverpricingCHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips CHEVYCrap hasn’t e volved yetCHRYSLERCompany Has Recommended You Start Learning Engine RepairDAEWOO **** All Engines With Oriental OperationsDODGEDrips Oil, Drops Grease EverywhereFERRARI Ferociously Elegant Racer Ravages All Roads IntuitivelyFIATFix it again, Tony!MUSTANG Motor Usually Starts Then Almost Never GoesGEO Get Everything Overpriced Got Everything OverhauledGM General MaintenanceGeneral MistakesGenerally MalfunctionsGeneral MiseryGMC God's Mechanical Curse Garage Man's CompanionHONDA Had One, Never Did AgainHUMMERHuge Ugly Mother, Mostly Eats ResourcesHYUNDAI Hope You Understand: Nothing's Drivable And InexpensiveJeep Just Everybody Else's PartsJust Expect Extra PaymentsJaguarJust A Guess U Are Rich Jumps Around Grinds Uncontrollably Always RustingKia Korean industrial accidentLAMBORGHINILoser Always Maintains Big Old Rotten Gunk; Hardly Inflates Nobody's ImageLucky A Man By Owning Really Gives His Image Nice InflationLOTUS Loads Of Trouble Usually SeriousMaserati Must Also Suggest Extra Rope And Towing ImplementsMAZDA Must Always Zoom Down AsphaltMERCEDESMy Expensive Race Car Emits Dense Exhaust SmokeMITSUBISHI Manufactured In Taiwan Sold Under British Influence Shipped Here IncompleteMOPARMatch Old Parts As RequiredNISSAN Need I Say Something About NothingOLDSMOBILE Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late EverydayPONTIAC Poor Old Ninny Thinks It's A CadillacPORSCHEProof Only Rich Snobby Children Have EverythingSAAB Some @ss Actually Bought itSATURN Sorry @ssed Transmission Under Repair NowSame American Trash Under Revised NameSUBARUStupid Urbanites Bumbling Around Rural AreasSUBARU backwards is: U R A BUSTOYOTA Totalled Only Yesterday, Officer Towed AwayVOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular ObjectVW Virtually WorthlessWhat car are you driving now???ajrcltma: Didn't want to speak ill of the dead:o)

DarrenG
01-31-2008, 07:48 PM
VERY FUNNY!!! Thanks for not saying the real one for pontiac...shows alot of class!!

ajrcltmar4769
02-01-2008, 12:19 AM
you forgotfordfound on road deadf**ked over rebuilt dodge

Lisa
02-01-2008, 04:49 AM
get a Cadillac

jackp
02-01-2008, 09:20 AM
FORD... First On Race Day!!

E-vangelist
02-01-2008, 01:51 PM
FORD - Fix or Repair Dailyj